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apathy is harder than it looks
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31.8.02
The plague of flesh-eating bacteria decended upon Bob's house. He could tell it was getting closer as squirrels started falling out of the trees and shriveling up into a piles of innards closer and closer to his house. Then the annoying neighbor's dog when down. It's skin peeled away as the bacteria did their dirty work. Screams from his elderly neighbor's house penetrated his walls as he could see them through the window twisting into faceless, shriveled corpses. Bob feared the bacteria would as well. Fearing the worst, he sprinted out the back door to his 1985 dodge probe. Bob pushed the gas to the floor bolting out of his driveway and down the residential street. A bloody figure of a squirrel crashed onto the windshield, spraying blood and intestines all over the front of the car. Bob screamed and swerved hard. The car went into a skid that turned into a bellyroll that turned into a flaming pile of wreckage. The moral of this story is that squirrels are scary.
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