|
"
apathy is harder than it looks
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
19.2.03
101 ways to stop caring...
1. don't look at her in the eyes again...ever
2. avoid passing her house in a car, on foot, or by bike
3. change your tastes to be different from hers
4. give back anything you own of hers
5. use the defence mechanism of sublimination to vent your frustration upon something constructive such as video games
6. go running (not past her house)
7. numb yourself to pain by sleeping outside in the snow (if you have no snow a freezer will do. If you have no freezer god bless you)
8. stop going to church if you share it with her
9. drop all classes you have with her
10. avoid her in the halls by walking outside
11. hypnosis
12. car crash amnesia
13. eat the old love letters
14. drink gallons of tabasco sauce in order to fry your ofactory nerve so you will be unable to smell and thus unable to smell any smell that might remind you of her
15. move to texas
16. get married
17. blah enough whining out of me I must get to bed. Barricades to rise, soldiers to kill. There is no rest for the dramatic.
00:26
|
|
| |
|
|
|